OMG ANOTHER TALK FROM MY PARENTS...here is basically how it goes

mom: so what do you want to be when your done school?
me: dunno yet
mom: you're in grade 11, and almost done highschool and you still dont know?!
me: nope
mom: if you cant get into university, you going to be a homeless person!
me: well, you didnt go to university...we're not homeless are we?
mom: everyone else in the family has made it into university, you're going to be the only one in our whole family who wont make it into university
me: i dont care how other people live their lives...
mom: okay fine, ill let that topic go for now. How about a girlfriend?
me: ....what about girlfriends?
mom: why can't you get one like all your friends?
me: because im ugly...
mom: see? you never take anything seriously! maybe this is why you do so bad in school, you never take anything seriously!
me: im in grade 11, I still have 1 whole year to turn everything around
mom: and what makes you think you can do good next year?
me: well if you dont think I can do good in school why are we having this talk...
mom: okay, so do you plan on being single your whole life then?
me: wanna stop changing topics every 2 seconds?
mom: answer the question
me: no, i dont
mom: then go find a girlfriend so that someone in your family can support you when you have no job
me: and where exactly do u want me to find this girlfriend...I cant use eharmony til im 18, you know that right?
mom: this is exactly what I mean! Can you take anything seriously?!
me: yes i can, but this conversation is a huge joke
mom: so you dont want a girlfriend?
me: i dunno...havent thought about it
mom: well then what do you think about because you obviously dont think about school
me: nothing really...
mom: then why do you have a brain?
me: because you need a brain to survive...besides its not possible to not be born without a brain, so that was a dumb question...
mom: you're hopeless, have fun being single all your life and living on the streets
me: ...kbai

my mom is speaking canto obviously, but i translated it as best i could xP
I cut some parts out...since it would take forever to type it all D=<